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Spread Your Legs feat. Stephen Wordsmith

from Songs From Radio EUGH - Vol. 2 by Troubadette

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lyrics

It’s been a while without it
But it looks that Covid’s back
It’s no time for complacency
There’s no time to be slack
We watch all the news reports
So we know all the regs
And the Covid Response Minister
Chris Hipkins
Says get out and spread your legs

I don’t remember this from last time
But it’s a fresh start
And if the minister says ‘part ‘em’
Then we all must do our part
Keep the parties to a minimum
This ain't the time for kegs
Go and spread the timely message that it’s time to spread your legs

A lot of folks might spend their time in lockdown baking bread
But supermarket shelves are lacking flour
So good for you, Chris Hipkins, for suggesting that instead
We focus on the kind of thing that’s followed by a shower

But keep the guest list small
In a neighbourly situation
Menage-a-trois will lead you straight
To menage-d isolation
Pop cherries without bubbles
But with whom, the question begs:
since you're your safest sex partner, go on and spread your legs

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from Songs From Radio EUGH - Vol. 2, released March 12, 2022

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In the 12th century, troubadours sang songs of chivalry to noble families. In the 21st century, Troubadette sings songs of bikini waxing, dismemberment, and some guy's dick to anyone who'll listen. Channeling the energy of a kindergarten teacher and the wisdom of your favourite wine aunty, Troubadette has been making musical mayhem across Aotearoa for over 20 years. ... more

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